Just let me be. Accused, accused of everything.

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butthurtbandboys:

hey dad can i go to the movie with some friends tomorrow? josh’s son asks before bed one night. josh sighs deeply, what time should i pick you up? josh enquire’s while pacing the room. can you meet me at six? his son asks quietly. what did you just say josh screams, tears pouring down his face.

(via joshfranflippyphonecase)

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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

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number1odinson:

neonhuegoggles:

leimaunicorn:

kujothevicious:

I poke you with science.

#i love the way tony looks at him afterwards #almost like#is he gonna do it is he gonna do it #damn it bruce why are you not all green and angry and tearing this place apart #damn now i have to find something else to entertain me for the afternoon
Those tags are perfect.

Tony was totally the kid whose idea of investigating was poking something with a stick.

I am fairly certain that is still his preferred method.

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