u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens’ cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle “i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear” cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult “children” and collectively called bullshit
i just thought everyone was like “oh yikes a cult” and minded their business
cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and don’t interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)
me and my friends do this thing called “hitting em with the googoo gaga” where when we get hate mail or shit talked in online games we just reply “googoo gaga.” it makes gamers unspeakably mad. dont know why
